Socially Awesome Penguin

Class ends at 8:40 teacher asks what time it is at 8:38 8:42

Class ends at 8:40 teacher asks what time it is at 8:38 8:42  Socially Awesome Penguin

Cute girl sits near you at starbucks purposely slurp coffee loudly to get her attention

Cute girl sits near you at starbucks purposely slurp coffee loudly to get her attention  Socially Awesome Penguin

Hot girl on campus tells me I'm cute and asks why I don't have a girlfriend She's my prof

Hot girl on campus tells me I'm cute and asks why I don't have a girlfriend She's my prof  Socially Awesome Penguin

the quiet guy at the party takes a few tequila shots... next thing you know, he's fingerbanging some chick over in the corner

the quiet guy at the party takes a few tequila shots... next thing you know, he's fingerbanging some chick over in the corner  Socially Awesome Penguin

hello im mac I will kick your ass

hello im mac I will kick your ass  Socially Awesome Penguin

Meet Helen keller Thinks i'm cute

Meet Helen keller Thinks i'm cute  Socially Awesome Penguin

Asks girl out, "I'm seeing someone" Hits the gym

Asks girl out,

Waits until midnight in U.S. to post on reddit Gives Europeans something to do at work

Waits until midnight in U.S. to post on reddit Gives Europeans something to do at work  Socially Awesome Penguin

Talking to hot girl not friend zoned

Talking to hot girl not friend zoned  Socially Awesome Penguin

realises his insecurities are shared by a large chunk of the population chills the fuck out

realises his insecurities are shared by a large chunk of the population chills the fuck out  Socially Awesome Penguin
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