Socially Awesome Penguin

Misspells post title Still makes front page

Misspells post title Still makes front page  Socially Awesome Penguin

Survived Japanese quake Surfing the tsunami to Hawaii

Survived Japanese quake Surfing the tsunami to Hawaii  Socially Awesome Penguin

Use Comic Sans Still beat insanity wolf

Use Comic Sans Still beat insanity wolf  Socially Awesome Penguin

catches other penguin stealing nest rocks stones him

catches other penguin stealing nest rocks stones him  Socially Awesome Penguin

gets pulled over cop gets lucky enough to leave with a warning

gets pulled over
 cop gets lucky enough to leave with a warning  Socially Awesome Penguin

posts meme in /r/politics front page

posts meme in /r/politics front page  Socially Awesome Penguin

Almost goes home and plays skyrim for the rest of the night instead goes to a party and gets a blowjob

Almost goes home and plays skyrim for the rest of the night instead goes to a party and gets a blowjob  Socially Awesome Penguin

ex girlfriend tries to give me a lei on campus for breast cancer awareness "no thanks, already got laid this morning"

ex girlfriend tries to give me a lei on campus for breast cancer awareness

"hey, could you give me directions to the nearest grocery store?" receive blowjob, give wrong directions

talk about subject you're interested in that your friends know little or nothing about they listen with genuine interest

talk about subject you're interested in that your friends know little or nothing about they listen with genuine interest  Socially Awesome Penguin
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