Socially Awesome Penguin

Girl thinks i'm lying about being inexperienced because I'm too good

Girl thinks i'm lying about being inexperienced because I'm too good  Socially Awesome Penguin

interacts with any member of the female gender Gets Laid

interacts with any member of the female gender Gets Laid  Socially Awesome Penguin

get identity stolen improved credit score and three job offers

get identity stolen improved credit score and three job offers  Socially Awesome Penguin

Walking through a large crowd Plans most efficient route several meters in advance

Walking through a large crowd Plans most efficient route several meters in advance  Socially Awesome Penguin

Smoke Weed [7] Feel Gorgeous!

Smoke Weed [7] Feel Gorgeous!  Socially Awesome Penguin

Found out girl likes me Found out girl likes me

Found out girl likes me Found out girl likes me  Socially Awesome Penguin

Attempt to parallel park, notice a car stopped in the street behind me park anyway; talk with female driver of said car; get laid

Attempt to parallel park, notice a car stopped in the street behind me park anyway; talk with female driver of said car; get laid  Socially Awesome Penguin

if you Have Sex with me You're fucking awesome

if you Have Sex with me You're fucking awesome  Socially Awesome Penguin

run down escalator 2 steps at a time, trip foot lands safely 10 steps down. like a boss

run down escalator 2 steps at a time, trip foot lands safely 10 steps down. like a boss  Socially Awesome Penguin

Spooning now forking

Spooning now forking  Socially Awesome Penguin
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