Socially Awesome Penguin

Girl has one rule: No Anal. Have anal at least 4 times before the end of the night

Girl has one rule: No Anal. Have anal at least 4 times before the end of the night  Socially Awesome Penguin

Girls hair falls on laptop bitch get your hair off my laptop

Girls hair falls on laptop bitch get your hair off my laptop  Socially Awesome Penguin

SENDS DIRTY SEX TEXT TO WRONG NUMBER GETS DIRTY SEX REPLY

SENDS DIRTY SEX TEXT TO WRONG NUMBER GETS DIRTY SEX REPLY  Socially Awesome Penguin

At the computer Lab Girl uses computer next to me

At the computer Lab Girl uses computer next to me  Socially Awesome Penguin

5 seconds of nudity in movie right when hot sister walks in

5 seconds of nudity in movie right when hot sister walks in  Socially Awesome Penguin

Invited over by girl for "muffins" Best case scenario: muffins Worst case scenario: sex

Invited over by girl for

Thunderous fart erupts from the stall next to him. challenge accepted

Thunderous fart erupts from the stall next to him. challenge accepted  Socially Awesome Penguin

meets girlfriends parents her mom gives him a "tour" of her bedroom

meets girlfriends parents her mom gives him a

Sleeps in a sleeping bag Wakes up in the morning feeling like a penguin

Sleeps in a sleeping bag Wakes up in the morning feeling like a penguin  Socially Awesome Penguin

revs engine at traffic light to impress chicks 2 faint 1 has orgasm

revs engine at traffic light
to impress chicks 2 faint
1 has orgasm  Socially Awesome Penguin
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