Socially Awesome Penguin

Tries to text a girl "Do you really want to fuck with me?" Accidentally forget the word 'with' "yes!"

Tries to text a girl

talked to a girl

talked to a girl  Socially Awesome Penguin

Chick leaves her water bottle next to you at the gym return it get laid

Chick leaves her water bottle next to you at the gym return it
get laid  Socially Awesome Penguin

invited over by girl for "muffins" best case scenario : sex worst case scenario : Jasmine

invited over by girl for

too drunk to function no one can tell

too drunk to function no one can tell  Socially Awesome Penguin

funny on reddit and in real life

funny on reddit and in real life  Socially Awesome Penguin

noice i'm going the wrong way turn the fuck around

noice i'm going the wrong way turn the fuck around  Socially Awesome Penguin

nice to kinda fat girl, fuck her when she gets hot.

nice to kinda fat girl, fuck her when she gets hot.  Socially Awesome Penguin

People compliment meme making skills get laid

People compliment meme making skills get laid  Socially Awesome Penguin

Makes funny picture thread posts 90% of the pıctures Screenzqt

Makes funny picture thread posts 90% of the pıctures Screenzqt  Socially Awesome Penguin
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