Socially Awesome Penguin

FORGET CONDOM GETS BLOWJOB INSTEAD

FORGET CONDOM GETS BLOWJOB INSTEAD  Socially Awesome Penguin

lose iphone while getting drunk as shit get iphone returned and celebrate getting it back by getting drunk as shit

lose iphone while getting drunk as shit get iphone returned and celebrate getting it back by getting drunk as shit  Socially Awesome Penguin

captions meme by using memebase memebuilder Still gets upvotes

captions meme by using memebase memebuilder Still gets upvotes  Socially Awesome Penguin

Get called a hipster Smile and reply: "I was a hipster before it was cool."

Get called a hipster Smile and reply:

Has two girls living next door Threesome on move in day

Has two girls living next door Threesome on move in day  Socially Awesome Penguin

"I KNOW NOBODY WILL READ THIS BUT" TOP COMMENT

Place good looking girl in the friendszone

Place good looking   girl in the friendszone  Socially Awesome Penguin

Gets Laid says "you're welcome" afterwards

Gets Laid says

walk directly behind socially awkward penguin wave to approaching friend down the street

walk directly behind socially awkward penguin wave to approaching friend down the street  Socially Awesome Penguin

I got kicked out the library... for putting all the "Women's Rights" books in the fiction section

I got kicked out the library...  for putting all the
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