Socially Awesome Penguin

Me: "Don't worry, i'm not into anal" Girlfriend: "That's a shame"

Me:

Text girl at 5:28 A.M. Get reply at 5:29 A.M.

Text girl at 5:28 A.M. Get reply at 5:29 A.M.  Socially Awesome Penguin

hold door open for cute girl men's bathroom

hold door open for cute girl men's bathroom  Socially Awesome Penguin

Drop a dollar down a girls shirt Tells me to get it

Drop a dollar down a girls shirt Tells me to get it  Socially Awesome Penguin

Can't come up with anything for cakeday Still makes frontpage

Can't come up with anything for cakeday Still makes frontpage  Socially Awesome Penguin

leave party to go smoke party gets busted 5 minutes after you leave

leave party to go smoke party gets busted 5 minutes after you leave  Socially Awesome Penguin

Not included in tournament of memes still wins tournament

Not included in  tournament of memes still wins tournament   Socially Awesome Penguin

Turns out girls you're chatting with at party is a lesbian Not anymore

Turns out girls you're chatting with at party is a lesbian Not anymore  Socially Awesome Penguin

met crushes friends for the first time "ohh you're the guy she wants to date"

met crushes friends for the first time

smoke on the way to class MOVIE DAY

smoke on the way to class MOVIE DAY  Socially Awesome Penguin
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