Socially Awesome Penguin

Remembered as having lived in a theatre house Without having to actually live there.

Remembered as having lived in a theatre house Without having to actually live there.  Socially Awesome Penguin

jokingly offers to give foot massage to hot waitress after her long shift she accepts!

jokingly offers to give foot massage to hot waitress after her long shift she accepts!  Socially Awesome Penguin

Exits using wrong side of door door still opens

Exits using wrong side of door door still opens  Socially Awesome Penguin

Stereotyping Women GETS YOU A SANDWICH!

Stereotyping Women GETS YOU A SANDWICH!  Socially Awesome Penguin

buy one lottery ticket just for the lulz actually win the lottery

buy one lottery ticket just for the lulz actually win the lottery  Socially Awesome Penguin

Cute girl asks which way to swipe her credit card Strip down, facing me

Cute girl asks which way to swipe her credit card Strip down, facing me  Socially Awesome Penguin

Is Bravo

 Is Bravo  Socially Awesome Penguin

Submit Two Girls One Cup, get negative infinity karma -∞ = +∞

Submit Two Girls One Cup, get negative infinity karma -∞ = +∞  Socially Awesome Penguin

Mom catches you masturbating Look her in the eyes, finish like a boss

Mom catches you masturbating Look her in the eyes, finish like a boss  Socially Awesome Penguin

Cute girl notices me staring at her boobs Squeeze them

Cute girl notices me staring at her boobs Squeeze them  Socially Awesome Penguin
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