Socially Awesome Penguin

got through my entire birthday without saying Happy Birthday back to anyone!

got through my entire birthday without saying Happy Birthday back to anyone!  Socially Awesome Penguin

Accidentally slips at top of stairs Turns it into an epic backflip that goes all the way down the flight and lands it

Accidentally slips at top of stairs Turns it into an epic backflip that goes all the way down the flight and lands it  Socially Awesome Penguin

Is that ice cream? No I just blew a seal

Is that ice cream? No I just blew a seal  Socially Awesome Penguin

Walking with two friends on sidewalk Always end up leading

Walking with two friends on sidewalk Always end up leading  Socially Awesome Penguin

job interviewer: "its nice to meet you!" me: "good"

job interviewer:

Hit on a lesbian She's bi now

Hit on a lesbian She's bi now  Socially Awesome Penguin

Wink at girl She cums

Wink at girl She cums  Socially Awesome Penguin

Cuddles with girl got a boner

Cuddles with girl got a boner  Socially Awesome Penguin

Hang out with cute girl you like Made out all night

Hang out with cute girl you like Made out all night  Socially Awesome Penguin

gets drunk at a party, thinks he's being really chill and fun to be around ACTUALLY IS

gets drunk at a party, thinks he's being really chill and fun to be around ACTUALLY IS  Socially Awesome Penguin
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