Socially Awesome Penguin

"The waitress took all my paper. now what am i supposed to throw down your shirt" "your hands"

I ask the lady at the counter to put half of the bacon from the first sandwich onto the second sandwich to make them even So ya want double the bacon sweety?

I ask the lady at the counter to put half of the bacon from the first sandwich onto the second sandwich to make them even So ya want double the bacon sweety?  Socially Awesome Penguin

bURBING LOUDLY IN A ROOM FULL OF GUYS

bURBING LOUDLY IN A ROOM FULL OF GUYS  Socially Awesome Penguin

Accidentally walk into girls bath room public bathroom sex

Accidentally walk into girls bath room public bathroom sex  Socially Awesome Penguin

"You too." Actually was other person's Birthday

notices awkward penguin's birthday on facebook calls to sing happy birthday instead of writing on wall

notices awkward penguin's birthday on facebook  calls to sing happy birthday instead of writing on wall  Socially Awesome Penguin

Finally get the courage to speak to cute girl She speaks back!

Finally get the courage to speak to cute girl She speaks back!  Socially Awesome Penguin

Meets a girl Acts as his own wingman

Meets a girl Acts as his own wingman  Socially Awesome Penguin

Playing balloon basketball in office BLOCK EVERY SHOT

Playing balloon basketball in office BLOCK EVERY SHOT  Socially Awesome Penguin

Goes clothes shopping with a girl and she walks into the bra section Doesn't get embarrassed and strolls through with swagger

Goes clothes shopping with a girl and she walks into the bra section Doesn't get embarrassed and strolls through with swagger  Socially Awesome Penguin
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