Socially Awesome Penguin

he shoots he scores

he shoots he scores  Socially Awesome Penguin

Found the only bottle opener Hero

Found the only bottle opener Hero  Socially Awesome Penguin

Tell people that the treadmill next to you is broken someone got it to work

Tell people that the treadmill next to you is broken someone got it to work  Socially Awesome Penguin

ANd then I boned her

ANd then I boned her  Socially Awesome Penguin

writes random shit on project teacher uses it as class example

writes random shit on project teacher uses it as class example  Socially Awesome Penguin

Looking at cute girls pics on FB from two years ago. Accidentally like picture. Get message 2 seconds later "Wanna go out tonight? ;)"

Looking at cute girls pics on FB from two years ago. Accidentally like picture. Get message 2 seconds later

Posts another meme resparks the conversation

Posts another meme resparks the conversation  Socially Awesome Penguin

Jokes about having her friend join in She calls friend

Jokes about having her friend join in She calls friend  Socially Awesome Penguin

Get a Phone call while hooking up with a girl. "oh sorry, hold on" It's Another girl asking for sex.

Get a Phone call while hooking up with a girl.

Walks up to cute person at European bar knows how to say im american in their language

Walks up to cute person at European bar knows how to say im american in their language  Socially Awesome Penguin
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