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UPDATES FACEBOOK STATUS ABOUT HATING LIFE DOESN'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT

UPDATES FACEBOOK STATUS ABOUT HATING LIFE DOESN'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT  Socially Awesome Penguin

2 nite.. i will lift weightz prior 2 performing.. so my armz look x-tra fat on stage!!!

2 nite.. i will lift weightz prior 2 performing.. so my armz look x-tra fat on stage!!!  Socially Awesome Penguin

met bree olson get laid and get invited at the party at charlie sheen's house

met bree olson get laid and get invited at the party at charlie sheen's house  Socially Awesome Penguin

Friend creates UNLV Memes page. You "Like" the UNLV Memes page. The UNLV Memes page is removed from Facebook.

Friend creates UNLV Memes page.
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30 Facebook notifications Not "You guys can now change your facebook color!"

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Sends a weekly email to all CK members Nicole Ver Kuilen, want to go to Formal with me?

Sends a weekly email to all CK members Nicole Ver Kuilen, want to go to Formal with me?   Socially Awesome Penguin

Girls don't want to be virgins when the world ends They all start hitting on me

Girls don't want to be virgins when the world ends They all start hitting on me  Socially Awesome Penguin

Girlfriend has a sister They're twins

Girlfriend has a sister They're twins  Socially Awesome Penguin

go on 3 hour trip with you and two hot interns threesome

go on 3 hour trip with you and two hot interns threesome  Socially Awesome Penguin

Tell girl you can't hear her because she's breaking up on skype two minutes later shows up at door naked

Tell girl you can't hear her because she's breaking up on skype two minutes later shows up at door naked  Socially Awesome Penguin
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