Socially Awesome Penguin

doesn't apply for any jobs gets phd

doesn't apply for any jobs gets phd  Socially Awesome Penguin

Voted Mowicz elected president

Voted Mowicz elected president  Socially Awesome Penguin

Someone bumps into you get laid

Someone bumps into you get laid  Socially Awesome Penguin

All stalls taken Shits in sink

All stalls taken Shits in sink  Socially Awesome Penguin

Installs clapper on lights instant strobe light during sex

Installs clapper on lights instant strobe light during sex  Socially Awesome Penguin

"are you paying with debit as well?" Yes

Everyone knows me I don't know anyone

Everyone knows me I don't know anyone  Socially Awesome Penguin

"Nice to meet you" "I know"

seated next to hot girl on flight plays racing game on iPhone

seated next to hot girl on flight plays racing game on iPhone  Socially Awesome Penguin

asked my boyfriend about the possibility of an open relationship he invited me to a threesome and is introducing me to a buddy that would like to make it a foursome

asked my boyfriend about the possibility of an open relationship he invited me to a threesome and is introducing me to a buddy that would like to make it a foursome  Socially Awesome Penguin
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