Socially Awesome Penguin

*fist pound* without fists because you're a penguin

*fist pound* without fists because you're a penguin  Socially Awesome Penguin

*LIke* Hot girls photo on facebook instant new profile picture

*LIke* Hot girls photo on facebook instant new profile picture  Socially Awesome Penguin

perfect TWSS situation arises let the unfunny coworker take it

perfect TWSS situation arises let the unfunny coworker take it  Socially Awesome Penguin

Gets interview Fuck.

Gets interview Fuck.  Socially Awesome Penguin

coworker's phone rings in meeting reminds you to silence your phone

coworker's phone rings in meeting reminds you to silence your phone  Socially Awesome Penguin

Poops on floor of doctor's office Collects karma

Poops on floor of doctor's office Collects karma  Socially Awesome Penguin

set up for a blind date she's actually hot

set up for a blind date she's actually hot  Socially Awesome Penguin

Good Day sir.

 Good Day sir.  Socially Awesome Penguin

girl walks past me in a tight space her butt brushes against my leg

girl walks past me in a tight space her butt brushes against my leg  Socially Awesome Penguin

accidentally type :) instead of ;) still get laid

accidentally type :) instead of ;) still get laid  Socially Awesome Penguin
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