Socially Awesome Penguin

has job interview gets laid

has job interview gets laid  Socially Awesome Penguin

Divides by zero gets answer

Divides by zero gets answer  Socially Awesome Penguin

falls asleep on the phone still gets sexted

falls asleep on the phone still gets sexted   Socially Awesome Penguin

forgot to put on deodorant wears stench proudly

forgot to put on deodorant wears stench proudly  Socially Awesome Penguin

ra is asked to talk to you about your weed usage get asked to dinner

ra is asked to talk to you about your weed usage get asked to dinner  Socially Awesome Penguin

accidentally type ;) instead of :) get laid

accidentally type ;) 
instead of :) get laid  Socially Awesome Penguin

Flirt in lappish get laid

Flirt in lappish get laid  Socially Awesome Penguin

write Elevator instead Escalator Still get front Page

write Elevator 
instead Escalator Still get front Page  Socially Awesome Penguin

PEE DIRECTLY IN CENTER OF BOWL IN PUBLIC RESTROOM TO ASSERT DOMINANCE

PEE DIRECTLY IN CENTER OF BOWL IN PUBLIC RESTROOM TO ASSERT DOMINANCE  Socially Awesome Penguin

gets marooned on an island locals worship you as a god

gets marooned on an island locals worship you as a god  Socially Awesome Penguin
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