Socially Awesome Penguin

goes on cruise yells wu tang

goes on cruise yells wu tang  Socially Awesome Penguin

party starts at 7:00 it's 7:01 no one's coming

party starts at 7:00
it's 7:01 no one's coming  Socially Awesome Penguin

Participation grades? Looks like I'm going to ace this semester.

Participation grades? Looks like I'm going to ace this semester.  Socially Awesome Penguin

Has sex

 Has sex  Socially Awesome Penguin

Decides to skip class Class was canceled

Decides to skip class Class was canceled  Socially Awesome Penguin

runs after some one falls flat on face

runs after some one falls flat on face  Socially Awesome Penguin

Wife says she'll try anal If i do it first

Wife says she'll try anal If i do it first  Socially Awesome Penguin

been married for four years, people ask why wife is still not pregnant "we're still practicing."

been married for four years, people ask why wife is still not pregnant

Accidentally type "I'm god" instead of "I'm good" in a text People worship you

Accidentally type

Meet girl Say Nothing Smile thinking nasty "You have a beautiful smile"

Meet girl
Say Nothing
Smile thinking nasty
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