Socially Awesome Penguin

Borrow a pencil don't give it back

Borrow a pencil don't give it back  Socially Awesome Penguin

Asked how big it is Ask your mom is actually applicable

Asked how big it is Ask your mom is actually applicable  Socially Awesome Penguin

Cop pulls you over for talking on phone Asks for your number

Cop pulls you over for talking on phone Asks for your number  Socially Awesome Penguin

Dog barking non-stop at party. Walk in room. STOPS BARKING.

Dog barking non-stop at party. Walk in room. STOPS BARKING.  Socially Awesome Penguin

cant read the bottom line nuisance downvotes

cant read the bottom line nuisance downvotes  Socially Awesome Penguin

Loudly repeat what SAP whispered to you Receive Fellatio early in high school

Loudly repeat what SAP whispered to you Receive Fellatio early in high school  Socially Awesome Penguin

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Phone goes off in class Everyone starts singing along to ringtone

Phone goes off in class Everyone starts singing along to ringtone  Socially Awesome Penguin

Doesn't like how haircut looks Cuts it himself Gets Laid

Doesn't like how haircut looks Cuts it himself
Gets Laid  Socially Awesome Penguin

your mom tutors me in math i tutor her in sex

your mom tutors me in math i tutor her in sex  Socially Awesome Penguin
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