Socially Awesome Penguin

Doesn't like how haircut looks Cuts it himself Gets Laid

Doesn't like how haircut looks Cuts it himself
Gets Laid  Socially Awesome Penguin

major hair surgery looks awesome

major hair surgery looks awesome  Socially Awesome Penguin

Doesn't revise for test gets full marks

Doesn't revise for test gets full marks  Socially Awesome Penguin

Installs clapper on lights instant strobe light during sex

Installs clapper on lights instant strobe light during sex  Socially Awesome Penguin

Exam tomorrow Jerks off 6 times in a day

Exam tomorrow Jerks off 6 times in a day  Socially Awesome Penguin

Study during the day Smoke weed at night

Study during the day Smoke weed at night  Socially Awesome Penguin

Arguing with a girl about whose a better kisser tells me to prove it

Arguing with a girl about whose a better kisser tells me to prove it  Socially Awesome Penguin

Playing Capture the Flag During Gym tags girl by hitting her boob

Playing Capture the Flag During Gym tags girl by hitting her boob  Socially Awesome Penguin

Heating up pizza at lunch, co-worker asks if it's pizza hut. It's not delivery it's Digiorno

Heating up pizza at lunch, co-worker asks if it's pizza hut.  It's not delivery it's Digiorno   Socially Awesome Penguin

comment on girl from high school's FB photo about still wanting to have sex with her she texts me asking when I'll be leaving

comment on girl from high school's FB photo about still wanting to have sex with her she texts me asking when I'll be leaving  Socially Awesome Penguin
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