Socially Awesome Penguin

crush puckers up for a peck leans in for a french kiss like the courageous, sexy motherfucker you are

crush puckers up for a peck leans in for a french kiss like the courageous, sexy motherfucker you are  Socially Awesome Penguin

"That's really pretty. what song is that?" "The Jurassic Park Theme."

shoulda, woulda did

shoulda, woulda did  Socially Awesome Penguin

Invited Over by Girl for Muffins Best Case: Sex with after sex muffins Worst Case: Muffins

Invited Over by Girl for Muffins Best Case: Sex with after sex muffins                                                       Worst Case: Muffins     Socially Awesome Penguin

would normally be considered socially awkward has confidence anyways and becomes less awkward

would normally be considered socially awkward has confidence anyways and becomes less awkward  Socially Awesome Penguin

invite socially awkward penguin to party get him laid...twice

invite socially awkward penguin to party get him laid...twice  Socially Awesome Penguin

accidenttaly email professor nude pics get dick sucked. in class.

accidenttaly email professor nude pics get dick sucked. in class.  Socially Awesome Penguin

Meets most amazing girl in the world over the internet Elope to Hawaii the first time we meet

Meets most amazing girl in the world over the internet Elope to Hawaii the first time we meet  Socially Awesome Penguin

3 of my ex-girlfriends huddled together giggling they're talking about my dick

3 of my ex-girlfriends huddled together giggling they're talking about my dick  Socially Awesome Penguin

Admit being bisexual no one makes a big deal out of it

Admit being bisexual no one makes a big deal out of it  Socially Awesome Penguin
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