Socially Awesome Penguin

get arrested for dui by female cop when clearly hammered get laid

get arrested for dui by female cop when clearly hammered get laid  Socially Awesome Penguin

charges for roadside extra, puts through roadside doesnt get caught

charges for roadside extra, puts through roadside doesnt get caught  Socially Awesome Penguin

Says something awkward Doesn't give a fuck

Says something awkward Doesn't give a fuck  Socially Awesome Penguin

meet an adventurer shoot an arrow at His knee

meet an adventurer  shoot an arrow at His knee  Socially Awesome Penguin

Friend tries stealing joke Let everyone know and get even more laughs

Friend tries stealing joke Let everyone know and get even more laughs  Socially Awesome Penguin

Scores two different fuck buddies in one damn day neither are my hands!

Scores two different fuck buddies in one damn day neither are my hands!  Socially Awesome Penguin

Gets girls number at bar actually her number.

Gets girls number at bar actually her number.  Socially Awesome Penguin

lies

 lies  Socially Awesome Penguin

Get blowjob Not wearing embarrassing Boxers

Get blowjob Not wearing embarrassing Boxers  Socially Awesome Penguin

steal oc get front page

steal oc get front page  Socially Awesome Penguin
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