Socially Awesome Penguin

Got introduced to an awesome, smart and beautiful girl. turns out she's a redditor and now we're in the middle of a karma race

Got introduced to an awesome, smart and beautiful girl. turns out she's a redditor and now we're in the middle of a karma race  Socially Awesome Penguin

dear god: you're welcome

dear god: you're welcome  Socially Awesome Penguin

Checks behind shoulder to ensure joke doesn't offend anyone. Tells racist joke. Everyone cracks up.

Checks behind shoulder to ensure joke doesn't offend anyone. Tells racist joke. Everyone cracks up.  Socially Awesome Penguin

spooning i hope she feels my boner

spooning i hope she feels 
my boner  Socially Awesome Penguin

Friend asks you to give her a massage at football game Sorority behind me ask for a turn and my number

Friend asks you to give her a massage at football game Sorority behind me ask for a turn and my number  Socially Awesome Penguin

Whats worse than Losing the open door contest? The holocaust

Whats worse than Losing the open door contest? The holocaust   Socially Awesome Penguin

Guy notices you facebook stalking him Get a date

Guy notices you facebook stalking him Get a date   Socially Awesome Penguin

Money comes But I she *cums* first

Money comes But I she *cums* first  Socially Awesome Penguin

Wait for lunch lady to say thanks before leaving the line you get free lunch anyway

Wait for lunch lady to say thanks before leaving the line you get free lunch anyway  Socially Awesome Penguin

Met hot guy thinking he would be total douche Fell for him...fml

Met hot guy thinking he would be total douche Fell for him...fml  Socially Awesome Penguin
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