Socially Awesome Penguin

Girlfriend-"What time is it?" Response-"I don't know my cock doesn't wear a watch"

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Cokblock douchebag at bar Grateful girl has threesome with wife and me

Cokblock douchebag at bar Grateful girl has threesome with wife and me  Socially Awesome Penguin

Get smashed in the head by a wooden bat Tops class in test

Get smashed in the head by a wooden bat Tops class in test  Socially Awesome Penguin

Have to meet girlfriends family like mother like daughter

Have to meet girlfriends family like mother like daughter  Socially Awesome Penguin

Get some signed Gionta gear for birthday Show it off only by wearing it

Get some signed Gionta gear for birthday Show it off only by wearing it  Socially Awesome Penguin

I get stupid, I get cupid I get all 5 types of lupus

I get stupid, I get cupid I get all 5 types of lupus  Socially Awesome Penguin

laugh to yourself remembering animal memes people think you are laughing at their shit jokes

laugh to yourself remembering animal memes people think you are laughing at their shit jokes  Socially Awesome Penguin

accidentally break her finger get head

accidentally break her finger get head  Socially Awesome Penguin

You make her laugh And make her cum

You make her laugh And make her cum  Socially Awesome Penguin

need to ask someone a question asks the question

need to ask someone a question asks the question  Socially Awesome Penguin
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