Socially Awesome Penguin

Tells GF that you play Minecraft. Get Bj

Tells GF that you play Minecraft. Get Bj  Socially Awesome Penguin

Have two birthdays in one month People say happy birthday both times

Have two birthdays 
in one month People say happy 
birthday both times  Socially Awesome Penguin

accidentally type ;) instead of :) get laid

accidentally type ;) 
instead of :) get laid  Socially Awesome Penguin

return opened headphones to amazon receive full refund

return opened headphones to amazon receive full refund  Socially Awesome Penguin

Loses Map Shits the Bed

Loses Map Shits the Bed  Socially Awesome Penguin

Hit on chick in a bar, there with twin double trouble

Hit on chick in a bar, there with twin double trouble  Socially Awesome Penguin

Bakes Mac and Cheese using basic internet recipe zero leftovers

Bakes Mac and Cheese using basic internet recipe zero leftovers  Socially Awesome Penguin

slips on dance floor invents new dance move

slips on dance floor invents new dance move  Socially Awesome Penguin

invited over by girl for "muffins" worst case scenario: sex best case scenario: muffins

invited over by girl for

Everyone Knows me I know nobody

Everyone Knows me I know nobody  Socially Awesome Penguin
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