Socially Awesome Penguin

"hey what did you do this weekend?" mind goes entirely blank

logs in on runescape for first time in 245 days gets scammed with the new techniques

logs in on runescape for first time in 245 days gets scammed with the new techniques  Socially Awesome Penguin

doesn't apply for any jobs get phd

doesn't apply for any jobs get phd  Socially Awesome Penguin

"is pepsi okay?" "no!"

uses double entendre in status update means both things.

uses double entendre in status update means both things.  Socially Awesome Penguin

reach over to give cute girl handshake get hug

reach over to give cute girl handshake get hug  Socially Awesome Penguin

Ask waitress to choose a drink for me "how about a blowjob?"

Ask waitress to choose a drink for me

Forgot to bring a #2 pencil to a scantron exam Asked someone to borrow an extra pencil

Forgot to bring a #2 pencil to a scantron exam Asked someone to borrow an extra pencil  Socially Awesome Penguin

Started talking to a cute girl Knows the difference between your and you're

Started talking to a cute girl  Knows the difference between your and you're   Socially Awesome Penguin

go out with a chick come back with 5

go out with a chick come back with 5  Socially Awesome Penguin
Like us for More!