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heavy traffic by the exit coming up and scumbag steve cuts the line by trying to switch lane in front of you sorry dude, apparently I'm too close to the car in front of me to let you pass

heavy traffic by the exit coming up and scumbag steve cuts the line by trying to switch lane in front of you sorry dude, apparently I'm too close to the car in front of me to let you pass  Socially Awesome Penguin

Decide to strike up conversation with old man sitting all by himself at the bar At the end of the night, "By the way I'm the owner , all your drinks tonight are on the house"

Decide to strike up conversation with old man sitting all by himself at the bar At the end of the night,

add anything here get laid

add anything here get laid  Socially Awesome Penguin

refer to your computer as MEGATRON

refer to your computer as MEGATRON  Socially Awesome Penguin

go on double date during seven day challenge turn down three blowjobs

go on double date during seven day challenge  turn down three blowjobs  Socially Awesome Penguin

dials wrong number gets laid.

dials wrong number gets laid.  Socially Awesome Penguin

just go laid call akon

just go laid call akon  Socially Awesome Penguin

monday night still needs to cap points gets laid instead

monday night
still needs to cap points gets laid instead  Socially Awesome Penguin

born in africa elected u.s. president

born in africa elected u.s. president  Socially Awesome Penguin

Want to make friends like facebook comments, hope they add you

Want to make friends like facebook comments, hope they add you   Socially Awesome Penguin
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