Socially Awesome Penguin

Spills powdered sugar on the floor Gets entire building evacuated

Spills powdered sugar on the floor Gets entire building evacuated  Socially Awesome Penguin

invited over by girl for "muffins" best case scenario: muffins worst case scenario: sex

invited over by girl for

Told my crush I'm going dancing with the group Friday night "Oh, I'm definitely coming now."

Told my crush I'm going dancing with the group Friday night

Mother told me she felt like she failed as a parent because i'm not catholic I told everyone I was converting to Islam She shut the hell up.

Mother told me she felt like she failed as a parent because i'm not catholic I told everyone I was converting to Islam 
She shut the hell up.   Socially Awesome Penguin

lonewolf? chick magnet

lonewolf? chick magnet  Socially Awesome Penguin

Make horrific post headline soar to frontpage

Make horrific post headline soar to frontpage  Socially Awesome Penguin

Never says "you too"

Never says

watch digimon 300 people applaud

watch digimon 300 people applaud  Socially Awesome Penguin

Sees SAP in bar A now stands for awesome

Sees SAP in bar A now stands for awesome  Socially Awesome Penguin

Wears tigger sweater gets laid

Wears tigger sweater gets laid  Socially Awesome Penguin
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