Socially Awesome Penguin

Visit middle earth Simply walk in to mordor

Visit middle earth Simply walk in to mordor  Socially Awesome Penguin

*trips over* girl: "Are you okay?" No, I'm jack. and who are you?

*trips over*
girl:

Go to feminist rally get 200 sandwiches

Go to feminist rally  get 200 sandwiches  Socially Awesome Penguin

Gets a reply to a comment

Gets a reply to a comment   Socially Awesome Penguin

friend mentions my soft hair every hot girl at the party starts playing with it

friend mentions my soft hair every hot girl at the party starts playing with it  Socially Awesome Penguin

dreaming of getting a blowjob wake up to see it's actually happening

dreaming of getting a blowjob wake up to see it's actually happening  Socially Awesome Penguin

started talking to a girl because he mistook her for the one he knows got laid

started talking to a girl because he mistook her for the one he knows got laid  Socially Awesome Penguin

Reads old Facebook posts Likes what he sees

Reads old Facebook posts Likes what he sees  Socially Awesome Penguin

"Oh, you have a boyfriend?" "Then I'll be your man-friend."

mention arrested development on reddit automatically front paged.

mention arrested development on reddit automatically front paged.  Socially Awesome Penguin
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