Socially Awesome Penguin

Yo, lets leave this party and go smoke somewhere party gets rolled 5 minutes after you leave

Yo, lets leave this party and go smoke somewhere party gets rolled 5 minutes after you leave  Socially Awesome Penguin

Needs to turn off computer and go to bed at 2 a.m. on a Wednesday, Goes to Reddit instead.

Needs to turn off computer and go to bed at 2 a.m. on a Wednesday, Goes to Reddit instead.  Socially Awesome Penguin

Left alone with friend of a friend has sex with them

Left alone with friend of a friend has sex with them  Socially Awesome Penguin

Does something socially awesome Doesn't fuck it up by doing something socially awkward

Does something socially awesome Doesn't fuck it up by doing something socially awkward  Socially Awesome Penguin

Meet hot coworker at new job. She opens with: "nice to meet you" Only manage to respond: "Nice..."

Meet hot coworker at new job. She opens with:

Wrong meme upvoted regardless

Wrong meme upvoted regardless  Socially Awesome Penguin

Goes out to vote Gets Halo 4 free for voting

Goes out to vote Gets Halo 4 free for voting  Socially Awesome Penguin

Hit the snack girl at a golf course Says she's ok and asks if I want a snack or drink

Hit the snack girl at a golf course Says she's ok and asks if I want a snack or drink  Socially Awesome Penguin

get arrested PUT COP IN JAIL

get arrested  PUT COP IN JAIL  Socially Awesome Penguin

SPILLS WINE ON SHIRT WINS AWARD FOR FASHION

SPILLS WINE ON SHIRT WINS AWARD FOR FASHION  Socially Awesome Penguin
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