Socially Awesome Penguin

GF's mother calls threesome

GF's mother calls threesome  Socially Awesome Penguin

Girl asks what smells good, jokingly say it's me, she smells me and says it actually is.

Girl asks what smells good, jokingly say it's me, she smells me and says it actually is.  Socially Awesome Penguin

Invite friend over to play halo End up polishing each other's weapons

Invite friend over to play halo End up polishing each other's weapons  Socially Awesome Penguin

hear music playing in public proudly walk to the beat

hear music playing in public proudly walk to the beat  Socially Awesome Penguin

Goes to wrong place for work Employee of the month

Goes to wrong place for work Employee of the month  Socially Awesome Penguin

poke a girl on fb get laid

poke a girl on fb get laid  Socially Awesome Penguin

Hold door to men's restroom open for hot girl she comes in

Hold door to men's restroom open for hot girl she comes in  Socially Awesome Penguin

See facebook post about a cute girl/guy Quickly "like" so everyone thinks it's you

See facebook post about a cute girl/guy Quickly

Talks with hot college senior She doesn't realize I'm also a senior.... In high school

Talks with hot college senior She doesn't realize I'm also a senior....
In high school  Socially Awesome Penguin

Boss complements me for being so focused I'm browsing reddit

Boss complements me for being so focused I'm browsing reddit  Socially Awesome Penguin
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