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SHOWS UP IN THREAD ROLLS DUBS

SHOWS UP IN THREAD ROLLS DUBS  Socially Awesome Penguin

Brb bathroom sex

Brb bathroom sex  Socially Awesome Penguin

Walks into lame party Makes it a great party

Walks into lame party Makes it a great party  Socially Awesome Penguin

Studies for hours about the spleen Only needs to know its on the left side.

Studies for hours about the spleen Only needs to know its on the left side.  Socially Awesome Penguin

Accidentally make eye contact with attractive girl lick dry lips

Accidentally make eye contact with attractive girl lick dry lips  Socially Awesome Penguin

Awkwardly asks hot girl out without using icebreaker gets her number

Awkwardly asks hot girl out without using icebreaker gets her number  Socially Awesome Penguin

No means yes Yes means anal

No means yes Yes means anal  Socially Awesome Penguin

Had sex In every fraternity's bathroom

Had sex In every fraternity's bathroom  Socially Awesome Penguin

Posts about crashing an "All Woman's open bar" Attaches picture of him and bro

Posts about crashing an

Girl at party asks if I have a girlfriend Say no, get her number, go bang girlfriend

Girl at party asks if I have a girlfriend Say no, get her number, go bang girlfriend  Socially Awesome Penguin
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