Socially Awesome Penguin

goes to the movies doesn't tell the ticket taker "you too."

goes to the movies doesn't tell the ticket taker

ready to barf on a school bus dont go and ask for a bag

ready to barf on a school bus dont go and ask for a bag  Socially Awesome Penguin

pop zit, wipe blood on shirt red shit, can't see it

pop zit, wipe blood on shirt red shit, can't see it  Socially Awesome Penguin

walk directly behind socially awkward penguin wave to approaching friend down the street

walk directly behind socially awkward penguin wave to approaching friend down the street  Socially Awesome Penguin

Gets a haircut Bangs all girls that notice

Gets a haircut Bangs all girls that notice  Socially Awesome Penguin

Left alone with friend of a friend make new friend with benefits

Left alone with friend of a friend make new friend with benefits  Socially Awesome Penguin

front page

 front page  Socially Awesome Penguin

Festoons! I love festoons!

Festoons! I love festoons!  Socially Awesome Penguin

Arm wrestle Dwight Howard Get complimented on biceps

Arm wrestle Dwight Howard Get complimented on biceps  Socially Awesome Penguin

give girl im seeing first orgasm now she wants a threesome

give girl im seeing first orgasm now she wants a threesome  Socially Awesome Penguin
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