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Didn't drink as much as I wanted Drunk friend tells me she likes me

Didn't drink as much as I wanted Drunk friend tells me she likes me  Socially Awesome Penguin

makes out with a hot girl who has a boyfriend her boyfriend breaks up with her later that day, without ever finding out

makes out with a hot girl who has a boyfriend her boyfriend breaks up with her later that day, without ever finding out  Socially Awesome Penguin

TELL GIRL SHE IS UGLY GIRL NOW HAS CRUSH ON YOU

TELL GIRL SHE IS UGLY GIRL NOW HAS CRUSH ON YOU  Socially Awesome Penguin

Called to the board while you have a boner new captain of cheerleader "study Group"

Called to the board while you have a boner new captain of cheerleader

MAKE TYP-O ON REDDIT NEW WORD ADDED TO OXFORD DICTIONARY

MAKE TYP-O ON REDDIT NEW WORD ADDED TO OXFORD DICTIONARY  Socially Awesome Penguin

push gas pedal through the floor smoke out car behind

push gas pedal through the floor smoke out car behind  Socially Awesome Penguin

Walks toward automatic door doesn't fear it won't open before I get there

Walks toward automatic door doesn't fear it won't open before I get there  Socially Awesome Penguin

See vender pocket change from previous customer Give look, my begal is free

See vender pocket change from previous customer Give look, my begal is free  Socially Awesome Penguin

go to bed at 10:01pm wait till 10:30pm to sleep

go to bed at 10:01pm wait till 10:30pm to sleep  Socially Awesome Penguin

Getting together with ex-gf her entire family loves me

Getting together with ex-gf her entire family loves me  Socially Awesome Penguin
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