Socially Awesome Penguin

Accidentally spill soda on a very attractive in the middle of class... get number

Accidentally spill soda on a very attractive in the middle of class... get number  Socially Awesome Penguin

Go to feminist ralley get 200 sandwiches

Go to feminist ralley get 200 sandwiches   Socially Awesome Penguin

See a random hott girl checking you out but she's with her boyfriend ask to "get your tools back from her brother" and get her number

See a random hott girl checking you out but she's with her boyfriend ask to

Get too drunk at family christmas life of the party

Get too drunk at family christmas life of the party  Socially Awesome Penguin

about to get a blowjob dick is to big to fit in her mouth

about to get a blowjob dick is to big to fit in her mouth  Socially Awesome Penguin

has a birthday gets laid

has a birthday gets laid  Socially Awesome Penguin

Didn't graduate this year but celebrated like i did

Didn't graduate this year but celebrated like i did  Socially Awesome Penguin

Get a new haircut TOO HANDSOME FOR SOCIETY

Get a new haircut TOO HANDSOME FOR SOCIETY  Socially Awesome Penguin

Your mama wants to know whats up with the penguin???

Your mama wants to know whats up with the penguin???   Socially Awesome Penguin

steal quappucinno's karma

steal quappucinno's karma  Socially Awesome Penguin
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