Socially Awesome Penguin

Gets blackout drunk wakes up with random girl

Gets blackout drunk wakes up with random girl   Socially Awesome Penguin

playing madden go for onside kick after every touchdown

playing madden go for onside kick after every touchdown  Socially Awesome Penguin

totally comfortable with silence . . . . . .

totally comfortable with silence . . . . . .   Socially Awesome Penguin

spots paris hilton at the mall new video

spots paris hilton at the mall new video  Socially Awesome Penguin

Visit car dealership to buy a car end up selling them software instead

Visit car dealership to buy a car end up selling them software instead  Socially Awesome Penguin

tells joke everybody laughs and gives a standing ovation

tells joke everybody laughs and gives a standing ovation  Socially Awesome Penguin

walk to dorm bathroom naked get invited into girls' room

walk to dorm bathroom naked get invited into girls' room  Socially Awesome Penguin

best game for casino night bankrupt in 10 minutes

best game for casino night bankrupt in 10 minutes  Socially Awesome Penguin

Is black and makes captioned pictures Writes like a normal fucking person

Is black and makes captioned pictures Writes like a normal fucking person  Socially Awesome Penguin

Buys condoms just in case for date Hot cashier says "Nice, enjoy your "lunch"" With a wink

Buys condoms just in case for date Hot cashier says
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