Socially Awesome Penguin

friendzoned with benefits

friendzoned with benefits  Socially Awesome Penguin

gets girlfriend intentionally gets boner while spooning

gets girlfriend intentionally gets boner while spooning  Socially Awesome Penguin

Jehova witness knocks at door fucks her

Jehova witness knocks at door fucks her  Socially Awesome Penguin

Lecturer asks question. I dont know the answer. wing it! Got it!

Lecturer asks question. I dont know the answer. wing it! Got it!  Socially Awesome Penguin

Laughs at freshman chick for looking like a freshman Gets her number

Laughs at freshman chick for looking like a freshman Gets her number  Socially Awesome Penguin

Went in for a standard handshake got a bro-hug

Went in for a standard handshake got a bro-hug  Socially Awesome Penguin

Fistbumped cashier with left hand caught change with right

Fistbumped cashier with left hand caught change 
with right  Socially Awesome Penguin

Be a Jew bear meeting my friend's hot twink friend. He eats kosher.

Be a Jew bear meeting my friend's hot twink friend. He eats kosher.  Socially Awesome Penguin

pretend to be confident during interview get job

pretend to be confident during interview get job  Socially Awesome Penguin

Accidentally end phone call with "I love you" "I love you too"

Accidentally end phone call with
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