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Win the lottery never bought a ticket

Win the lottery never bought a ticket  Socially Awesome Penguin

gets a message on facebook from a hot girl

gets a message on facebook from a hot girl  Socially Awesome Penguin

I just realized what the 2,000's slang term "all that" means! As in "she's `all that!'" I sat in the mens' room at work, thinking "Sure, I'd have a look at my female coworkers in the nude, but they aren't *all that* attractive. Oh my god, that's what blac

I just realized what the 2,000's slang term

guy holding the door asks "live here or rapist?" I laugh and say "we could talk"

guy holding the door asks

finally gym-motivated and went to spin class almost orgasmed from the bike seat

finally gym-motivated and went to spin class almost orgasmed from the bike seat  Socially Awesome Penguin

TALK CONSTANTLY ABOUT ZEN AND FENG SHUI ROOM FULL OF MOLDY OLD FOOD AND DIRTY CLOTHES

TALK CONSTANTLY ABOUT ZEN AND FENG SHUI ROOM FULL OF MOLDY OLD FOOD AND DIRTY CLOTHES  Socially Awesome Penguin

had sex with a girl's mom. and with the daughter after that.

had sex with a girl's mom. and with the daughter after that.  Socially Awesome Penguin

LATE FOR CLASS GET A STANDING OVATION

LATE FOR CLASS GET A STANDING OVATION  Socially Awesome Penguin

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saved 15% or more in 14 minutes

saved 15% or more in 14 minutes  Socially Awesome Penguin
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