Socially Awesome Penguin

bonin all day and night

bonin all day and night  Socially Awesome Penguin

have asexual girl hit on you

have asexual girl hit on you  Socially Awesome Penguin

Gets blowjob from hooker She pays him

Gets blowjob from hooker She pays him  Socially Awesome Penguin

Wander into Lodge 1 Tonight Win all rounds of Late Night Trivia, get hit on by adoring onlookers.

Wander into Lodge 1 Tonight Win all rounds of Late Night Trivia, get hit on by adoring onlookers.   Socially Awesome Penguin

Drink one beer get super drunk

Drink one beer get super drunk  Socially Awesome Penguin

invited over by girl for "muffins" best case scenario: muffins worst case scenario: sex

invited over by girl for

Watch Jersey shore on tv knocked up snookie

Watch Jersey shore on tv knocked up snookie  Socially Awesome Penguin

add anything here get laid

add anything here get laid  Socially Awesome Penguin

date boss's daughter get a raise

date boss's daughter get a raise  Socially Awesome Penguin

Get introduced to new people don't even remember their names

Get introduced to new people don't even remember their names  Socially Awesome Penguin
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