Socially Awesome Penguin

accidentally type ;) instead of :) get laid

accidentally type ;) 
instead of :) get laid  Socially Awesome Penguin

Post a picture of haircut on Facebook get 66 likes

Post a picture of haircut on Facebook get 66 likes  Socially Awesome Penguin

"i meant to do that" did mean to do that

plays video games all day has a sugar mama

plays video games all day  has a sugar mama  Socially Awesome Penguin

Posts hilarious Facebook status seen on reddit tons of likes

Posts hilarious Facebook status seen on reddit tons of likes  Socially Awesome Penguin

been on reddit all day, doesn't need any karma makes a meme anyway

been on reddit all day, doesn't need any karma makes a meme anyway  Socially Awesome Penguin

Doesn't bring flowers to girl's house asks her on a date like a normal person

Doesn't bring flowers to girl's house asks her on a date like a normal person  Socially Awesome Penguin

walks through Jakes Bro-fist at least one person per table

walks through Jakes Bro-fist at least one person per table  Socially Awesome Penguin

Sits at home in silence still wins kareoke at BB's

Sits at home in silence still wins kareoke at BB's  Socially Awesome Penguin

It's Valentine's Day. I'll need a table for three.

It's Valentine's Day. I'll need a table for three.  Socially Awesome Penguin
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