Socially Awesome Penguin

Don't hear what they said start conversation about how awesome you are

Don't hear what they said start conversation about how awesome you are  Socially Awesome Penguin

be goal and trophy in a secret girl contest

be goal and trophy in a secret girl contest  Socially Awesome Penguin

"Enjoy your meal!" Doesn't say "You too!"

late to work two cans of chef boyardee in desk

late to work two cans of chef boyardee in desk  Socially Awesome Penguin

I've been trying to get more friends that are girls but i keep sleeping with them

I've been trying to get more friends that are girls but i keep sleeping with them   Socially Awesome Penguin

Puc gets an egg sandwich so does jets

Puc gets an egg sandwich so does jets  Socially Awesome Penguin

accidentally says "thanks, you too" to popcorn vendor at the cinema Clarifies with "I hope you enjoy the movie too" sarcastically; shares a laugh with all present

accidentally says

doesn't buy girlfriend a birthday present gets blowjob anyway

doesn't buy girlfriend a birthday present gets blowjob anyway  Socially Awesome Penguin

walks in the wrong direction turns around and walks the other way

walks in the wrong direction turns around and walks the other way  Socially Awesome Penguin

In a bad move downvote everyone

In a bad move downvote everyone  Socially Awesome Penguin
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