Socially Awesome Penguin

Wrong Number Get laid

Wrong Number Get laid  Socially Awesome Penguin

Doesn't make spelling mistake Still gets max karma

Doesn't make spelling mistake Still gets max karma  Socially Awesome Penguin

goes to party and only talks about reddit at reddit meet up

goes to party and only talks about reddit at reddit meet up  Socially Awesome Penguin

McDonalds cashier holding out fist with my change Fistbumps him

McDonalds cashier holding out fist with my change Fistbumps him  Socially Awesome Penguin

has one night stand on last day of holidays goes to class next day and she is the teacher

has one night stand on last day of holidays goes to class next day and she is the teacher  Socially Awesome Penguin

Crush and I complaining about how much we want a gf/bf "Sounds like we have a mutual solution"

Crush and I complaining about how much we want a gf/bf

Phone goes off in lecture professor compliments ringtone

Phone goes off in lecture professor compliments ringtone  Socially Awesome Penguin

runs into socially awkward penguin gets him laid too

runs into socially awkward penguin gets him laid too  Socially Awesome Penguin

refers to girls as bitches

refers to girls as bitches  Socially Awesome Penguin

playing mass effect sex scence... while getting real BJ

playing mass effect sex scence... while getting real BJ  Socially Awesome Penguin
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