Socially Awesome Penguin

Puts phone number on window of car while on highway Actually gets texts from hot girl

Puts phone number on window of car while on highway Actually gets texts from hot girl  Socially Awesome Penguin

opening night of a play I'm in, gave a girl flowers she tells me she had a dream about me with a smile

opening night of a play I'm in, gave a girl flowers she tells me she had a dream about me with a smile  Socially Awesome Penguin

Parent's friends are over MAKE CONNECTIONS AND SECURE BUSINESS PARTNERSHIPS

Parent's friends are over MAKE CONNECTIONS AND SECURE BUSINESS PARTNERSHIPS  Socially Awesome Penguin

Go to Tigh-Na-Mara THREE'S CRUNKANY

Go to Tigh-Na-Mara THREE'S CRUNKANY   Socially Awesome Penguin

Girlfriend caught me cheating yesterday Ended up having a threesome

Girlfriend caught me cheating yesterday Ended up having a threesome  Socially Awesome Penguin

As soon as teacher starts talking crack open can of pop

As soon as teacher starts talking crack open can of pop  Socially Awesome Penguin

dont save her she don't want to be saved

dont save her she don't want to be saved  Socially Awesome Penguin

Sees group of peers up ahead manages to walk like a normal human

Sees group of peers up ahead manages to walk like a normal human  Socially Awesome Penguin

goes to get flu shot gets happy ending

goes to get flu shot gets happy ending  Socially Awesome Penguin

Call your crush the wrong name for a month still end up dating her

Call your crush the wrong name for a month still end up dating her  Socially Awesome Penguin
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