Socially Awesome Penguin

Hottest girl in the room is on her phone the whole time because shes texting me privately

Hottest girl in the room is on her phone the whole time because shes texting me privately   Socially Awesome Penguin

"I hate you so much!" I know, I love you too. "I said hate." I know, I took the absolute value.

I SAW A PENGUIN I didn't have a staff member with me

I SAW A PENGUIN I didn't have a staff member with me  Socially Awesome Penguin

Plays song on piano for girl, made mistake Sounds better than original

Plays song on piano for girl, made mistake Sounds better than original  Socially Awesome Penguin

Go on chatroullete only tits

Go on chatroullete only tits  Socially Awesome Penguin

go to fast food with friend and cashier asks "Is this together?" tell her "No its not like that"

go to fast food with friend and cashier asks

Meets fellow redditor says something

Meets fellow redditor says something  Socially Awesome Penguin

seizes opportunity to give funny intro on first day of class girls around me laugh and invite me to their group

seizes opportunity to give funny intro on first day of class girls around me laugh and invite me to their group  Socially Awesome Penguin

Looking at Socially Awkward Penguin Can't relate

Looking at Socially Awkward Penguin Can't relate  Socially Awesome Penguin

tells someone to "eat shit" they actually do

tells someone to
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