Socially Awesome Penguin

Says "call me" to a random cute girl for laughs "Alright, do i have your number?"

Says

watch bear grylls laugh because you're not a seal

watch bear grylls laugh because you're not a seal  Socially Awesome Penguin

"Nice shoes, wanna fuck?" works

i'm loaded in my pants

i'm loaded in my pants  Socially Awesome Penguin

thirsty in restaurant goes and gets own refill

thirsty in restaurant goes and gets own refill  Socially Awesome Penguin

Realize she likes you Fuck

Realize she likes you Fuck  Socially Awesome Penguin

Get caught accidentally looking up her skirt gives you her number

Get caught accidentally looking up her skirt gives you her number  Socially Awesome Penguin

Walking with two friends on sidewalk Lead the charge

Walking with two friends on  sidewalk Lead the charge  Socially Awesome Penguin

where do animals go when they loose their tails? The go across the road to the retail shop !

where do animals go when they loose their tails? The go across the road to the retail shop !  Socially Awesome Penguin

whole family comes to football game coach doesn't put him in.

whole family comes to football game coach doesn't put him in.  Socially Awesome Penguin
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