Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

remembers everything about everyone I meet pretends not to, so I don't look like a stalker

remembers everything about everyone I meet pretends not to, so I don't look like a stalker  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

I can undo bras with one hand Because i work in a nursing home

I can undo bras with one hand Because i work in a nursing home  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

cute girl at cash, "oh condoms, i guess you ran out" "no, my others just expired"

cute girl at cash,

Given dirty compliment "Your boobs are symmetrical"

Given dirty compliment

Girlfriend says "you look cute with stubble" "You too"

Girlfriend says

Browsing reddit with a girl All NSFW links are already purple

Browsing reddit with a girl All NSFW links are already purple  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Gets hit on by someone with an accent Responds using the same accent

Gets hit on by someone with an accent Responds using the same accent  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Girlfriend wakes up early for pre-work quickie already jerked off in the shower

Girlfriend wakes up early for pre-work quickie already jerked off in the shower  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Girl tickles my feet Accidentally kick her in the face

Girl tickles my feet Accidentally kick her in the face   Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

crush asks to hear more about me instantly forget every detail of my life

crush asks to hear more about me instantly forget every detail of my life  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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