Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Saves little boy's football from rolling to busy road hits his face when kicking it back

Saves little boy's football from rolling to busy road hits his face when kicking it back  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Cuddling with an amazing girl Never had to fart so bad in my life

Cuddling with an amazing girl Never had to fart so bad in my life  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Asks for a girls number Her Husband is in the room

Asks for a girls number Her Husband is in the room  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Popular girl asked me to be her prom date I'm her high school spanish teacher

Popular girl asked me to be her prom date I'm her high school spanish teacher  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

GOT reddit gold for telling a story about shitting my pants

GOT reddit gold for telling a story about shitting my pants  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Girl says she wants to 'see my python' I only know javascript

Girl says she wants to 'see my python' I only know javascript  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

was in a girl's dream as an axe murderer

was in a girl's dream as an axe murderer  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Gets complimented for a nice outfit Wears it to every party

Gets complimented for a nice outfit Wears it to every party  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

getting married can't come up with 4 groomsmen

getting married can't come up with 4 groomsmen   Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Cute blonde neighbor comes over at midnight to borrow some butter Doesn't let her in and retrieves her some butter

Cute blonde neighbor comes over at midnight to borrow some butter Doesn't let her in and retrieves her some butter  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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