Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Asserts Opinion Stresses that it's probably wrong

Asserts Opinion Stresses that it's probably wrong  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

"Hold on let me take my birth control I wouldn't want to get pregnant tonight" "Oh are you going out?"

Go to hang out with hot chick Talk to her Redditor mother about how I made the front page

Go to hang out with hot chick Talk to her Redditor mother about how I made the front page  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Survives car crash go to the doctor, he tells me i have cancer

Survives car crash go to the doctor, he tells me i have cancer  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

motivated to ask crush out currently has no crush

motivated to ask crush out currently has no crush  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Awesome sushi date with hot girl Do an awkward double hug instead of kissing her before leaving

Awesome sushi date with hot girl Do an awkward double hug instead of kissing her before leaving  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

gets a voicemail from a hot girl she accidently butt dialed you

gets a voicemail from a hot girl she accidently butt dialed you  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Only White person at the gangbang Female

Only White person at the gangbang Female  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

cute girl at work says hi "good, you?"

cute girl at work says hi

told a funny joke to group laughed so hard i farted

told a funny joke to group laughed so hard i farted  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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