Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Introduce myself to cute hipster girl My ex with new glasses

Introduce myself to cute hipster girl My ex with new glasses  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Girlfriend starts going down for a bj gets ticklish and farts

Girlfriend starts going down for a bj  gets ticklish and farts   Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Guy says i'm the best thing he's seen all day "You should look at better stuff"

Guy says i'm the best thing he's seen all day

Buys ropes for girlfriend's sexual fantasy when cashier asks about the ropes, tells him they are for killing someone

Buys ropes for girlfriend's sexual fantasy when cashier asks about the ropes, tells him they are for killing someone  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Flirting with cute hairdresser and she asks if I'm single - "thought so."

Flirting with cute hairdresser and she asks if I'm single -

carefully shakes off at urinal splashes water all over crotch area at sink

carefully shakes off at urinal splashes water all over crotch area at sink  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Call 911 to report a crime starts with "Hi, how are you?"

Call 911 to
report a crime starts with

Goes to an Amsterdam Coffeeshop Does not know how to roll a joint

Goes to an Amsterdam Coffeeshop Does not know how to roll a joint  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

tells redditor wife she will alwas have my upvote during wedding vows

tells redditor wife she will alwas have my upvote during wedding vows  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Hit it off with a cute brazilian girl on chatroulette and convince her to switch from 9gag to reddit Chatroulette crashes before passing contact information

Hit it off with a cute brazilian girl on chatroulette and convince her to switch from 9gag to reddit Chatroulette crashes before passing contact information  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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