Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Girl wants to drink and have sex becomes too drunk to have sex

Girl wants to drink and have sex becomes too drunk to have sex  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Has phone sex with date night before date doesn't say a word or do anything when on date

Has phone sex with date night before date doesn't say a word or do anything when on date  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Hot girl is calling me "My computer wont work, can you fix it for me"

Hot girl is calling me

Share bed with a hot girl Get nervous, pretend to be asleep for 9 hours straight

Share bed with a hot girl Get nervous, pretend to be asleep for 9 hours straight  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Jumps up and down in excitement over exceptionally good news Projectile periods onto the floor

Jumps up and down in excitement over exceptionally good news  Projectile periods onto the floor   Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Your hands are really soft You must masturbate a lot

Your hands are really soft You must masturbate a lot  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Making out with a girl Burps in her mouth

Making out with a girl Burps in her mouth  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Saw a guy looking at my shirt. "I like that group" Thanks!

Saw a guy looking at my shirt.

Cute Girl asks me to donate blood sorry don't have any

Cute Girl asks me to donate blood sorry don't have any  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

complimented someone on their weight loss cancer

complimented someone on their weight loss cancer  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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