Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

"You, Call 911!" panics, drops and breaks phone

girl - "hi, how have you been? me - "nothing much, how about you?"

girl -

sends flirtatious text adds "haha jk" to the end to be safe

sends flirtatious text adds

slyly orders the cheapest champagne for date finds out she works at the restaurant

slyly orders the cheapest champagne for date finds out she works at the restaurant   Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Girlfriend asks me to guess bra size, got it right Asks me to guess all of her friends, got those right too....

Girlfriend asks me to guess bra size, got it right Asks me to guess all of her friends, got those right too....  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Pulls out chair for hot girl Hits her with it

Pulls out chair for hot girl Hits her with it  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Has post worthy of front page makes obvious spelling mistak

Has post worthy of front page makes obvious spelling mistak  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Finally grows balls to tell girl he likes her she's flattered

Finally grows balls to tell girl he likes her she's flattered  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

"Damn, you look way bigger" "Thanks, you too"

Finally hook up with girl you like Cant cum during the bj and she gets offended

Finally hook up with girl you like Cant cum during the bj and she gets offended  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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