Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

has house to himself all weekend Sits at desk and does homework

has house to himself all weekend Sits at desk and does homework  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Does something not awkward Thinks it is therefore socially awesome

Does something not awkward Thinks it is therefore socially awesome  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

On birth control For acne.

On birth control For acne.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Gets a hug Gets a boner

Gets a hug Gets a boner  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Makes extravagant and exciting plans with friends Spends the days leading up to it thinking of excuses to cancel.

Makes extravagant and exciting plans with friends  Spends the days leading up to it thinking of excuses to cancel.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

having a threesome wakes up

having a threesome wakes up  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

had a threesome in vegas nobody believes it

had a threesome in vegas nobody believes it  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

hot girl asks the name of the song you just flawlessly played monkey island theme

hot girl asks the name of the song you just flawlessly played monkey island theme  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Leaves phone number for cute waiter Forgets credit card, has to go talk to the waiter to get it back

Leaves phone number for cute waiter Forgets credit card, has to go talk to the waiter to get it back  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Gets in shape after years of being overweight Still has fat kid self-esteem

Gets in shape after years of being overweight Still has fat kid self-esteem  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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